No Need For Dessert

Dinner of fools – one piece of chocolate cake, from last week’s birthday party – yes last week, as in eight days ago.

Breakfast of champions – stale Cheerios in a plastic baggy, no milk.

And what is the star of nutritional health going to have for lunch? In all likelihood, whatever Cheerios are left and some crumbly candy corn bought on clearance from Target after Halloween.

Care to join me?