What I Did

I was hungry. I had leftover phad thai. I poured said phad thai into a tupperware container to perpetuate reheatage. I noticed a hair. I pulled it out. It wasn't mine. It wasn't anyone's that I know. It must be from the phad thai store. I removed phad thai noodles from vicinity of hair's discovery and proceeded to reheat and eat the phad thai.

Sure, that's disgusting. I should have immediately discarded the entire dish and called the restaurant and complained, but I repeat - I was hungry.