How to Cure a Crush

I have a thing with people reading on the toilet, especially public toilets. I've said it before. I'm saying it now. I just don't get it. So when I was walking down the hall this afternoon after leaving the office, I passed hottie. He entered the bathroom with a stack of papers in hand, and with that the minor twinge of a crush, that tiny bit of attraction that I had for him vanished, poof just like that.